I try as hard as I can
To make you see that I care
But try as hard as I may
I seems to get me nowhere

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in all your dreams each night
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

Chorus:
But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could
And he couldn't begin to hold you kile I would
And he couldn't begin to love you
No, he couldn't begin to love you like I do

I send you flowers to wear
I bring you records to play
In spite of all that I do
You always chase me away

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in all your dreams each night
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

Chorus

Go to the movies
Look up at Arnold
Any old time that's fine
But here in the real life
Tell me that you'll be mine

Double Chorus

But he couldn't begin to kiss you
Couldn't begin to hold you
And he couldn't begin to love you
Couldn't begin to touch you etc.

Written by Ken Kirsch / Hal David
Published by Rondor Music (London) Ltd / Copyright Control